Patreon Exclusive: The Monster Moose Mug

Functional horror in deep relief. The rack of antlers doubles as a handle guard and the hollow-eyed stare adds an edge to every sip. The bone textures and the monstrous features are laid in stacked bands.

The forest's residents keep territories nobody crosses. The archivists hold that the Moose had one and lost it to the Grizzly, and that it has been holding whatever is poured into it ever since as a matter of principle. Coffee tastes better when it is judging you. Vault-sealed.